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[Plans to Fuck Alexis 2]

Haha, quite the funny

1 is on the lame side. But at least we now know she's a cheerleader

2 is sadly true with women. The simple fact is that the person who cares the least in a relationship has the most control. Funny though

3 was a real gem, I didn't expect that one at all :D

Ryan-Smith responds:

I'll go check those plans out and see what you mean

[Plans to Fuck Alexis]

Hmm, must not have reviewed it the first time

Even though I am positive that I have seen it before. Oh well, he's your review now :P

FYI: Technically, it's illegal for ANY of you to have sex with ANYONE. The age of consent in MI is 16, and if you're all 15 like you say you'd be comitting statutory rape. Not that anyone really cares about those laws :P Go for it.

Ryan-Smith responds:

Yeah I know that law but there are kids younger than me who are having sex here.

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 13]

It has a certain charm to it

It's not really that good, but there's just something about it that I liked. The amateur charm I suppose. I remember seeing the first PtFA when it first came out, havn't kept with the series though sadly. Perhaps I'll go back and check them out.

Some of the ideas were funny( the Canada idea), some were just lame. Fuck every girl in the school first (the "cum sounds" were hilarious)? She must be a really hard catch then ;)

Also, some of the subtitles don't match the voice track. Saying "pilot" instead of "plane".

On a final note, does Alexis know of these movies you've made for her? Perhaps that is good enough to get you some :) (Seriously, for our sake, you should tell her)

Ryan-Smith responds:

Thanks for your comments and yeah she does know about the series, she has seen episode one and twelve. And yeah I kept noticing the narration problems and i said i would go back and finish them but i just forgot to.

[A Day in the Life of Wade]

Well, that sucked

How could such a poor movie win Underdog of the Week? Oh yeah, that's right, because you got the spam lovers like HappyLeetGhost and Chrome to review 10s :|

It's not funny, and it's not interesting.

It's funny you accuse of everyone as being a noob and not knowing anything about Newgrounds, beacause we all know that taking pictures of bugs is what Wade REALLY does all day.

Television responds:

Nice stolen joke.

[SS Time Trials 5]

Yay, it's halfway interesting

But you guys made Waid mad and that's not a good thing guys :(

Cheatorz.

Still, one of the better SS movies I've seen.

TwoStar responds:

Thank you very much =)

[A New Dr. Pepper]

I think you overdid the gradients.

And that's why it's so damn slow. Grah, hard to watch on anything but low quality.

Anyways, it was decent. The jokes been done, but still. Decent.

KupaMan responds:

I only used three gradients.

[LolRobots 1]

I really liked it :)

Cute and simple. Couldn't have taken too much time to make, meaning that you can continue this as a series easily :D Which I hope you do, because I enjoyed it.

I do think that perhaps you should have used the line tool in drawing the robots, keep their style the same as teh background. But it's fine either way :P

Finally, what program did you use for the voices though?

Good work, keep it up.

guXit responds:

Thx!

I made the voices and the with Fruity Loops Studio 5.

[Kombat Shorts 1]

Hahaha, excellent short :D

The jokes were dead on, you have an excellent sense of humor. I'd like to see this series have a steady continuation :)

Although, it would have been nice to see Sonya kick their asses...

Bezo responds:

Thanks a bunch, dude. Yeah, I know what you mean, but I really think not seeing it made it all the better. And not just because I'm a lousy animator.

Well, mostly because of that.

[THE SIMS of Gray]

Interesting idea, not much to it though.

It's original in the sense that I've never seen anything like that before, but it's really kind of out of place. You only Sim-ized only 1/20th of the entire series after all. And why the 3rd? It makes a nice little extra though, but a mere curiousity at best. Besides, you choose to animate a rather simple part. You've got a bunch of people, sitting around, talking. Whoop de do.

Anyways, I was also thinking about animating a tribute for Shades of Gray sometime maybe...not promising anything but it's possible. Just for kicks and giggles.

Jeskid responds:

That my friend would be VERY kewl :)

Jes

[Shades of Gray [Ch.19]]

That Eric :P

Up to his ol' slutty ways again. :P

Well, that's the last of them. Watched and reviewed all 20. So,considering this is really the actual end of the movie (20 just being a bonus scene) I'll also put my review from the entire series as a whole here.

What can I say? It was great. Especially for a student film. You kept it lively, funny, and just different enough to keep your attention for the whole series. Acting is shaky in some parts, and glorious in others. Use of camera is well done. And the script was great.

Overall, I'd give this series a 9/10. Great job guys. I hope you make a another movie someday and upload it to show us all :)

Jeskid responds:

Hey man - reading your reviews as you went thru the film was probably more interesting to me than the film was to you! I mean seriously it so kewl to be able to see how the plot twists and turns were effecting your experience in this chapter form. Thanks sooooo much for all the kind words and letting me in on your viewing experience. THAT was a lot of fun.

Jeskid

PS: Any guy that likes "Particle Man" is allright be me :)