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[!!!JUMP AROUND!!! VII]

I don't like Pink Floyd

Ok, maybe I do, but I'm trying to be difficult here. Why does the Floyd have to be pink? Why not aquamarine? I think that's a pretty color too. Or COLOUR as the Brits say. AHHAHA Silly wankers. Sitting on their little island. America is an island too you know. A great big one. If our islands got into a fight America would totally pwn England. Australia might be a bit of a hassle though. But we could get it drunk first, that would make it easier. altr gets drunk a lot too you know. Ha, of course you do.

Oh, and I hated the movie. See you at VIII.

[!!!JUMP AROUND!!! VI]

I hate this

YA YA YA!

I'm so witty. Actually not :/ Anyways, I'm just going to ramble on until that 1 review per min thingy is up. Or however long it is.

I see that other little noob getting tired of writing reviews. HA. We knows how hard it can REALLY be. This is actually a bit of resurgence in reviewing for me, I had pretty much stopped. I was in the top 25 of all time reviewers though. Yep. I'm hot stuff.

I like the Beatles, but I don't perticually like this song. It's more of a better song to just sing for the Hell of it instead of actually listen to.

We can finish this conversation later though, time to submit my review.

[!!!JUMP AROUND!!! II]

Change your damn songlist

You're just using the same damn songs that are used on dickcream[dot]com

And at least then they are funny. Get some originally funny songs at the very least >:(

[gayGroup TT #2]

I thought you guys died out years ago

I remember hearing whispered murmers of a dark, secret GlockGroup...guess they were true.

And how long did you have for this TT? 5 mins?

TheGlockGroup responds:

Meh give or take.

[!!!jump Around!!! Iv]

Wow, Tom has serious vanity issues.

What else could possibly explain how this was even considered for front page? This is just sad.

[Stirred Not Shaken: TWINE]

~joy~

That was some good stuff. :) The animation style is really reminding me of someone's style, but I just can't place it. Gah, it's driving me mad.

I never saw the movie, but I did play the game. So I sort of was able to relate to the jokes still.

Is the "OHMYGODI'VEBEENSHOT" guy Dan from Double_Helix? Sounds like him.

Anyways, excellent stuff. Keep it up.

Wonchop responds:

Nah, I was on vocals for that bit. Props do go to Super Flash Bros for that line, since The Chateau inspired me to do this scene

[Relax]

Eh, not too impressed

First off, pianos rarely help me relax. They actually tend to put me on edge because of all the sharp, sudden notes. Doesn't really flow like other instruments.

Anyways, this is really too simple for me to appreciate much. Though I did note the high level of detail on the tree. But you didn't seem to carry that over to the creature or butterfly as much.

It's good, but I'd just like to see something with more substance.

LaserKarl responds:

Thats to bad that not everyone likes it, my apolgies. And btw, your animations is all but complex. Don't you like your own flashes?

[Only Carrot Clock]

W00t!

I certainly got a good chuckle out of that :D fifen.

RadishClock responds:

Glad to be of serice

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 4]

At least these were original

Can I say funny? Um, I'm not sure. Some made me chuckle. On the whole, I suppose it was alright.

Ryan-Smith responds:

yep I think you are reviewing them all....

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 3]

Bland ideas

An unimpressive episode. Need some better ideas. You've got a real hit or miss operation here :P

Ryan-Smith responds:

you're reviewing them all aren't you.....