SeizureDog's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Brenda Durbin]

Awww, cute beatles ^_^

Dark, twisted, and creepy. While keeping a morbid bent of humor. Just what I've come to expect and love from you.

Excellent.

JeremyLokken responds:

Thanks for the review, see ya in the NG BBS sometime. :)

[WadeFulp: Internet Badass]

Hahaha, spot on

The "Oh Snap!", the sunglasses, the stickers, the SS hating, everything was just so...Wade :D Anyone that's been around longer than, oh say a month, should laugh their ass off at this film.

Oh yeah, and I totally think that Oh Snap threads got old really quickly...why couldn't Wade just have one thread? Silly silly Waid.

[Voted to add to NG Parodies]

f0d responds:

hahah thanks :)

I'll attempt to make the next one even MORE like wade

[Scorched Earth: The Movie]

Well that was awful

Incredibly slow paced, no sound effects, dull music, passable graphics, and mundane humor. I don't think you could have possibly made this movie more boring.

And yes, I've played Scorched Earth, so it's not like the reference was lost on me, this just blew.

TmsT responds:

You obviously watched the wrong movie. This one made the front page of Newgrounds... ;)

[ß]

ßeautiful.

Gimme five :D Hahaha, I'm clever.

Anyways, the backgrounds were a bit lazy, and the "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" seemed a bit out of place. I would have been better just to plug that into the text to speech program as well. But still, it's a decent little movie. Happy Clocksgiving to you too.

CadillacClock responds:

<3

[Pain...]

I feel them all right now...

I'd rather not talk about it...

*sulks*

OurGuardian responds:

I understand:)

[This isn't funny]

Hi-fricking-larious!

I giggled my socks off. Which I also <3 btw :D

This is comedic genius though. The slow telling of the "joke", the lame punchline, everything. Just so damn...perfect man. I loved it. Graphics were good, leaves room for improving but I frankly wouldn't mind if you never did. The only real complaint I have is that the sound when he gets hit by the shoe is annoying. It like, gets stuck and repeats or something.

Anyways, if this gets blammed I'm going to be really pissed, because I added this to my favorites. Great job, make more :D

TheKingofSwing responds:

LOL! That was on purpose, the shoe hitting thing. I don't even know how to explain it myself, it's just... yeah. The lameness of the entire cartoon really is what makes it funny. I may do lame cartoons, but I do awesomely lame ones, damnit.

[True Monsters]

You do realize that's Christmas song don't you?

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

I actually have this little Christmas bear that plays the song that sounds exactly like the song that's recorded in your Flash. :)

Anyways, the movie was cute, original, and well animated. Swell job all around.

Neo-uk responds:

Hehe yeah i know.. I came across that tune... and i thought it fitted so well, it didnt matter that it was a christmas song :P.

Maybe in a way it helps create a sense of irony?? .....or not haha :P

Thanks for comments though :D

[Anime Is Awesome]

Hey Josh

Sup?

Nice to see your still answering to stupid reviews so late in the game. Knowing this, I'll actually give you a nice well thought out one.

I like your point, but your Flash really fails to cover it in a faithful manner. Yes, yes anime sucks, but what does that have to do with...whoever that guy is? A more direct anti-anime approach would have been more enjoyable. Still, you get a 1 just because it's funny how people respond :P

It is my belief that it's really not anime that's so horrible, but rather the FANBASE. It seriously lessens the appeal to know how many losers like anime. Anime is not all bad, Akira for one is quite well animated and has an interesting plot. But I'll go with you that the majority is unoriginal and has poor animation. But it's JAPANESE man, and don't you know that makes it cool? :O

So yeah, anime isn't bad. Just overrated.

And that's my nice little review for you. Look forward to a reply.

RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh responds:

You know what? I'm fucking sick of this. It's about time I show you...

http://www.animesucks.net/josh/

Just go there now. Seriously. Go.

[\Halloween eCard/]

Passable

Choppy animation and a rather dumb punchline. You could have done a lot better.

Still, it shouldn't be blamed. So I gave it a 2.

Jemooky responds:

I really wanted to spend more time on the animation, but I was working on a deadline, so I had to sacrifice a bit of the quality.
Thanks for giving me at least a 2 ;)

[A Cat's Halloween]

Ha, cute

This really reminds me of back in the day when I was first starting on Flash. Ah, memories. You're mostly getting such a high score for the nostalgia value :P

Keep improving, in a couple of years you could be quite good.

lightningbomb responds:

thanks!!! compiments mean alot to me and thanks for the support!:)