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[Chubaka Confession I]

A Piconjo spoof gone aray

I <3 Piconjo as much as the next person (probably more) so when I saw this movie I got little chuckle out of it. But man it just got long winded. And had no voices >:( AND was 5MB. What the hell? Can't you compress it at all? Luckily I don't have dial up anymore, because that would be a bitch.

Ogmz-Chubaka responds:

Yeah I know that pissed me off to. In kazaa, the song sounded 100% quality, and it was 3 MB, I would import it into flash, and it wouldent use MP3 compression, but none other than default. So, it sounded like shit. So I ended up using APCDM compression with 44 khz and 3 bit! and it JUST came under, pissed me off...

[I saw Daddy kissing Santa]

~Merry Christmas! ^__^~

Spelling mistakes:
Santa Clause = Santa Claus
mistletow = mistletoe

Anyways, good job with compressing. And I suppose with little artistic talent that you did pretty well. Just work on your drawing skills some. That's really about it.

xdeathless0nex responds:

hah, woops. well too late to ficks it. ^_^

[Ozone = Sexy]

Well...

It was better than any of IWP's movies in any case.

unwellpuss responds:

=)

[Animation Tutorial 1]

Yeah, yeah, another great tutorial

There's a weird glitch in the tutorial. Whenever the music is on, the loop of the guy shooting a basketball will pause right after he throws it. But when you turn it off it flows correctly. Weird. Anyways, good tutorial, I'm sure it's helping out others.

Also, I'm not quite sure I understood what you meant by tangents. It would have been nice to see an example with a drawing rather than just the shapes.

JackSmack responds:

You finally figured that out... I checked it and rechecked it and it did flow right when I animated it... hmmm was the music then... gonna have to fix that in the future... ANYWAY, thanks for the review and finally figuring out what that bug was caused by... the funny thing is that is like 2/3 or the way through the loop so it's not like it's a double frame or anything...

wierdness...

[After ParoVadius]

Bunny girls!

Is it just me, or does it REALLY look like those bunny girls are holding penises on their backs?

Anyways, a very good sprite movie. The jokes very pretty funny and the voice acting was really good. Yadda yadda yadda. So yeah, I liked it.

DYNAKYRIS responds:

They're 'really' torpedos. ;| Thanks for your audience!

[R.I.P. Lincoln]

You get no pity vote from me Jooboe.

Picture + Music = 0

Yep.

j00bie responds:

LMAO. STOP CALLING ME JOOBOE

[Santa's Merry Christmas]

Um. no

That was just stupid. Sub par graphics, and a lame punchline. So, you get a short review :/

Wonderer responds:

yes no

[DailyToon12202004]

Why do I even bother?

*sigh* It's utter crap. As always.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

That's because you're a dog. :0

You'd be more lenient if you were human.

[Christmas Time]

You have lots of potential

VERY nice graphics you have there. Greatly reminded me of Super Flash Bros' style. If you was to make a longer, funnier movie at that quality it would be awesome.

As much as I can praise the graphics, the movie itself is what really made this flop. The "joke" is crude, sudden, unfunny, and yes, rather expected.

Get some better material and I will love you. An excellent first submission and I'm eager to see more from you. Keep it up please.

P.S. I fifened ^_^

Man-on-the-edge responds:

well thanks for the review. I am working on an animation called 'Stealth Assassin' and it is currently 2% complete and it will include full 3D and will Kick Ass........hopefully!

[Just Being Woo]

Wow...

That was an incredibly good preview. It can stand alone its so good.

The movie is sweet, and touching. A serious feeling movie with a touch of sweet humor to it. Nothing that makes you want to laugh out loud or anything, this is the sort of movie that makes you want to lean back and smile. I cannot wait for the full movie, as this by itself is going to be going into my favorites listing. A rare thing considering I usually hate previews.

The graphics were incredible. Not only are the drawings highly well done, but the animation included lots of frames of movement and flowed very well.

All in all, this little preview touched my emotions, and I was extremely impressed by its overall effect. I'll be sure to watch the real thing when it comes out. Good luck.

Royaledis responds:

Thanks dog, glad you liked it. I know this sort of thing isn't for everyone...but the very subtle humor makes me smile too.