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[Jet Force Gemini : LS]

A hit and miss movie

First off, let me say that I own Jet Force Gemini. It is an awesome game. That being said, seeing a Jet Force Gemini movie in the portal got my attention, so I had to take a look.

The graphics were great, except for Sledge. Wtf man? He looks nothing like the JFG characters did. You got the style all wrong. And speaking of Sledge, I basically just hated the character. It totally didn't fit the style of the JFG universe. For one thing, the name is just retarded. Sledge is something I expect for a Veitnam movie soldier or something. It's too gruff and rough of a name. Then again, the character also seems that way. Juno was basically just a kid in the game (or looked like one in any case) and then you throw in some 40 year old to be the main star. Ick.

I also found it strange how at first it looked as if you were going to create your own storyline, but then blatantly copyed the original opening. We don't want a redone story, we want something fresh with old characters.

Still, amiss my hang ups with the movie, I really enjoyed most of the animation and drawings and just seeing Jet Force Gemini done at all was cool. Still, I'm thinking I should do my own tribute sometime :P I've been thinking about it. And maybe I will.

In any case, keep it up. You're quite talented.

Bigfoot3290 responds:

thanks for the review man. and trust me, i understand the whole "wtf who is sledge" thing. i was prepared to face a couple of those sort of comments but you have some strong and convincing reasons behind your complaint.

first off, you are right that sledge is a bit of a "harsh" and maybe even rambo-like name for a character that's supposed to remind a dude of Juno. But, when i used to play JFG, Juno always looked a bit too bubbly-eyed and smooth-skinned for me. I mean come on, he's got a freakin tri-rocket launcher blowin human-sized ants into countless pieces, yet he still has those gleamy anime style eyes shared by pikachu and sailor moon or w.e that show was called. so i changed that when i made the movie into a slighty more badass portrayal.

in any case, i definitely see what you're saying about the character.

secondly, thanks a lot for the comments on the rest of the stuff :) again, this took me quite awhile, as i had to draw ever single little drawing of the flash (thats why im seriously considering a sprite movie as my next). really it was pretty tough to pull off, and i just wanted to give JFG some extra attention i think it should've gotten back when it was first released. thanks for the review man, oh and yeah, it would be awesome if you could make your own tribute sometime :D

[Yee Olde Weebl]

Righto ol' chap

I very nice tribute to Weebl and Bob. The style was perfectly matching that of Weebl himself, and all of the jokes were rather humorous. I also congratulate you on a fine job of compressing. You packed that entire song into ~300Kb, and kept the sound quality. And that's quite a feat. So yes, a job well done. Keep it up.

BlueHippo responds:

pip pip thanks *adjusts monocle*

[8-BytchFyveIsABytch]

Yeah, not random enough

But ok for a first movie I guess. You didn't really draw anything, but at least you animated it ok.

TheArtisan responds:

thx for the review, my next project will be of my own creation, dont worry

[FF: Mixed in Balamb2(2/3)]

Well, this one was a lot better than that last one

Still leaves a lot to be desired though. I wish you would actually animate these things.

I'm getting confused as to why all of these other video game references are popping up though. This is becoming less and less FFish.

Oh, and that 2nd secret scene is not orginial. I know the comic from which you stole that from >:( Credit would have been nice. I didn't find the other scenes so I don't know about them...

Toonimated responds:

The credits will appear in the 3rd installment... this includes the secret scene, the riddle, and everything else... believe us, We are Professional...

[Dailytoon SE: Aubergine 1]

My right temple seems to be hurting

Trying to give Seizure_Dog a seizure are you!? Not nice >:( Not nice atall.

Well, anyways, aside from all of the flashing, the graphics were actually quite well drawn. Some movies were painful to watch, others, not so bad. It's really hard to judge since you were trying to piss people off.

Anyways, not bad...not good, but not bad.

AubergineLock responds:

Pissing people off wasn't really my main objective or anything. Sorry to make your temples hurt =(

[Daily Toon: ZNC]

I liked the rabbit and his jig

Took a while to get to it, but I suppose it was worth it. Not a bad Daily Toon, good job :)

Oh yeah, music was nice of course...overused, but still nice.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Storybook 2: gel]

Hehehe, your stories are cuteness Dustball :P

I made sure and look at all of your little Easter eggs. (Using Tab of course) That was fun, and added replay value. Not sure if there was 128 though...

Anyways, your wife is hot! XD Sorry, but it must be said. :P

So yes, a nice cute little movie that will be perfect to show your kids when you have some. :) Nice job.

Dustball responds:

Thanks! 57 of the eggs are hidden text!

[Gradients Tut]

Seriously

What is it with people submitting tutorials before they even fucking make a movie. Untill you can at least pass I'm not going to listen to you >:(

Pretty poor tutorial anyways. And I'm sure it's already been done...better.

LavizWarrior responds:

listen to me? wow well your overral not a zero XD