SeizureDog's game Reviews on Newgrounds

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liam0 responds:

Taking into account what you said, I've made changes that basically fix everything you said (except the buttons messing up, but I've made it so you can input the number manually).

[nglwv lg svv lg lzw ysvywlk ugddwulagf]

Muchas gracias :)

[SMASH!: Knockout QuizShow]

Good questions, bad game

The graphics look that of something of a Flash from 2000. Could do a lot better there. Also, the script was pretty lame, would have been better just to stick to the questions.

My score: 18/25

I was doing near perfect until that last section, it killed me.

Anyways, good game.

Smoking-Chimney responds:

Lol! This is my 3rd ever Newgrounds submission I did like 8 months ago... check out some newer stuff.

[theBridge]

Decent game but...

WAY too slow paced. Work on it, release a v2. If improved enough it could be simple addicting fun.

RadLab responds:

Thanks for the feedback :)
I don't think the speed will raise more quickly, but I think I'll make it start higher. I'll try both I think.

[Chalice (KB Game)]

w00t, #39

Of course, that's probably only because the game is still new.

The game is nice, simple, and unique. Perhaps a little too much like minesweeper, but that's fine. I've yet to see a Flash minesweeper game anyways.

I never really understood why some squares were colored though...

Your work is admirable. You certainly know how to code extremely well. To be able to draw with code alone seems boggling to me. Tack on all of these extra features you have and you've got an amazing piece of work.

And I just now noticed that it was you, Denvish, who submitted :o Strange, I just naturally assumed that the Throw it guy submitted it. Is there a contest going on or something?

Anyways, great job.

Denvish responds:

Heh, the Throw It guy (FLiXD) is my alt. If I'd guessed that Throw It was going to do so well, I would have submitted it on this account =)

[Gravity Arcade]

Not a single original idea in the bunch

...but I do have to admit you put them in a pretty package.

I'm torn, usually I just 0 these things, but you did a pretty decent job on them. Mind you, you didn't change any of them enough to be actually FUN, but it's pretty.

I'll give you a straightly average score.

mercygames responds:

yep. thanks for you review :)

[Tha Viruz v1.1]

That was weird.

At must say, at first I didn't know what the hell was going on, and I must congradulate you on making a rather fun, and unique little game. All for under 100 KB.

The flow of the game is flawless too, it couldn't be presented in a better manner.

In conclusion, it takes a while to figure out what the hell is going on and what the point of the game is, then you catch on. Nice work.

GameBalance responds:

Thanks! BTW my mother like this game. She get like 5000-6000, but she don't submit it.

[Demonic Defence 4]

Why is this rated so highly?

It's not nearly as good as others in its genre. I found myself getting quite bored :|

AntitudeGames responds:

This wasnt really a very helpful reveiw, It would be nice if you could tell us WHY its not a good game, what made you bored about it.

[Piconjo: Shorts Vol. 1]

Your good ol' Piconjoness

The dancing Piconjo was just classic and the breakout game I actually played. So really, a rather nice combo.

Scrotaculous responds:

Piconjo <3's j00.

[3d Super Score(wtf)]

DIE BALL! *draws sword*

Haha, I sort of just had fun wacking that damn ball all over the place. Wack wack wack.

Now usually, when I see the word "3D", I think "stolen". But then I saw how shitty that paddle looked, and I decided it wasn't stolen :P You probably followed some instructions to make it but I'm not going to hold that against you.

You need to have a sound for when the time is up.

High score: 11! Woo! Like I cared. I just liked wacking that ball around. ;)

The shadow gets screwy at times. That happens in a lot of games. It's probably best to just ax it.

Anyways, fun, but in the wrong way. Simple amusements for bored minds.

BobtehLog responds:

this is probly the most funnyest review ive read!! i like it

[Alien Smack]

Ok, you stole something >:(

I have seen that exact same hammer (or as I called it in the other review, a maul) in another click and smash game, so I know you stole it. Cheap bastard.

Game sucks anyways.

Dommx responds:

I love how utterly stupid you are. Mallets look the same, I went to google and typed in mallet and then drew that one.