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[Pong Trilogy]

Not bad for 26.2 kb...

If I ever get the urge to play a little pong, I'll be sure to come back to this.

And you really need to add AI for the 3D pong.

Xeonzinc responds:

AI will be available in next version

[Eta's Movement Tutorial]

Yeah, no shit...

This is just one of those "well DUH" tutorials that doesn't really teach you anything at all. On the upside, that "Hello" makes it mildly interesting for non-flash people to watch.

Eta-Beeta responds:

yes,,,, i know,,, but its made for people a little bit smarter than you!

[How to Pass Judgement]

How ironic it would have been...

If this had been blammed. Sadly, irony isn't in today. So we're stuck with this stupid little tut. There were a lot of key points you missed (not gonig to list them) and some of the things you mentioned aren't even reasons why things get blammed. Anyways, congrats on getting passed. Not much more to say on that.

packow responds:

If you hated it so much help me make it turd of teh week! :D

[Wade Fulp: RGF]

Um, yeah.

The screen is way too tall. And I can't do anything at all. A very pointless "game".

mooseproduce responds:

:P Judging from the other guy's review, your screen resolution probably sucks. Get a better monitor! I will make the screen smaller, tho.

[MOHAA Demo]

*Points to Alphas*

Jesus, I'm really getting tired of people still sending demos and previews to the portal. PLEASE send this to the Alphas instead. The demo looked really nice btw, the finish game should be awsome.

machstealth responds:

sry i didtn realize that i had to send it to alphas. Oh well thanks for the review but u didnt hafta make it a 0

[NG ranks/levels handbook]

Very nicely put together

I even learned something. That there is a diamond ranking for audio portal stuff. Amazing. Too bad there isn't a single audio with that award. And that there is only 2 multi-platnium. (I think its called a double platnium though) But for god's sake, how can you not have audio portal credits?!? Please, please, plase update this with them. I hate it when people don't give credit. One of them I recognized. (NG4195-Evil-Dog - Epic Loop) Anyways. Good work. Once you update the songs, I will be a very happy man with this submission.

Pilot-Doofy responds:

Sorry for not crediting. I found this on my computer and realized I had deleted the .wav files so I couldn't credit them. I'll look through the Flash and get the id's so I can credit.

Thanks though.

[(No Entry)]

As far as mindless shooter games go...

...this is pretty good. Still boring though.

Foobs responds:

Yea.

[lll_Alexsmolik's SB_lll]

Haha, pretty funny :)

If I ever do a prank call I'll be sure to use this, ok? :P

alexsmolik responds:

Thanks! Glad you liked it.
It is really basic though, I should have organized in menus. Be my guest to use it whenever you want to !
Thanks for the review.
Alex

[lll_Spasmbot Dressup_lll]

Nice inside joke :P

Otherwise, kinda dull. But then again, I don't like dress up games :P

alexsmolik responds:

lol thanks. I love these people, they are my mates from Spasmbot hehe. So one day we were like talking about making a collab and a dress-up, so I did. And here's the result. The one I made for that "Dress-Up collab" thing is way better though.
Thanks for the review.
Alex

[The great Jason Shootout]

Well, this game has been done alot

But it was better than most of the same type.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

good enough, thanks!