SeizureDog's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Final Fantasy Simdate RPG]

Sucky

Wow, its a front page sim date RPG...and it's not by Klacid. Amazing.

Yeah, I've got lot of "Strenght".

*sigh* whatever, this game sucks. I can't get anywhere in it.

[Hover]

Nothing too new

Yeah, plenty of games like this. You seemed to give it a good effort though.

One thing I would have really liked to see was fore the spaceship to lean forward and back when you moved left to right.

Score: 1159 (Not that I really tried that hard)

[Hedger]

Unoriginal

And I suspect a bit stolen. As I am quite sure I have seen that skull and crossbones before.

Also, the game breaks after you die 3 times :/

[pong endurance]

*Does a search for pong*

There are 120 pong games on Newgrounds now :| There's really not much you can do to improve on it. However, I must say you did give it a better shot that most. But the graphics just looked noobish. You need to smooth it out some. Untill then, I can't give this more than a 3. (Normally, I give pong games 0s, but you did try to make it different)

[3d Super Score(wtf)]

DIE BALL! *draws sword*

Haha, I sort of just had fun wacking that damn ball all over the place. Wack wack wack.

Now usually, when I see the word "3D", I think "stolen". But then I saw how shitty that paddle looked, and I decided it wasn't stolen :P You probably followed some instructions to make it but I'm not going to hold that against you.

You need to have a sound for when the time is up.

High score: 11! Woo! Like I cared. I just liked wacking that ball around. ;)

The shadow gets screwy at times. That happens in a lot of games. It's probably best to just ax it.

Anyways, fun, but in the wrong way. Simple amusements for bored minds.

BobtehLog responds:

this is probly the most funnyest review ive read!! i like it

[Alien Smack]

Ok, you stole something >:(

I have seen that exact same hammer (or as I called it in the other review, a maul) in another click and smash game, so I know you stole it. Cheap bastard.

Game sucks anyways.

Dommx responds:

I love how utterly stupid you are. Mallets look the same, I went to google and typed in mallet and then drew that one.

[Alice in Wonderland Chp 2]

Interesting concept

Button mashing games are so freaking annoying though. Esp ones that use the spacebar.

Nice little music, gets old though.

Yeah, a nifty idea, but it just really doesn't do much for me.

[Superfishing]

Hi score-20333

Quite a fun game. Nifty with the whole catching multiple fish on the same hook and all. A fun, cute, original game. Absolutely no problems with it whatsoever. Great job.

[SmallGames:TunnelExplorer]

Nothing new

I have this exact smae game one my TI-83 Plus Silver Edition graphing calculator (felt like saying the whole thing) So the game itself is neither new nor original.

And what is your obsession with making games as small as possible? Once you get down to giving its size in fractions of Kb, then nobody really cares. Work on making the games as nice looking as possible, and not giving a damn about the file size. People would much rather have that. Or make a small version of the game and a big version. Please both worlds.

[3DTris]

Great take on an overdone game

I hate it when people just make another same old Tetris game without changing anything. None of that here, you really did something new and original.

It is hard as fuck to complete a layer in this game, much more challenging than the orginial. No problem with that. The problem is that there is nothing special that happens when you do complete a layer. Come on, add some flashy effect when we do. It takes hard work, reward us.

One thing that anyone can tell you rocked about the originial Tetris is that it had awesome music soundtracks. Sometimes you just want to play to take a nice listen to them. Therefor, it is a damn shame that this had none. Music always, ALWAYS, prolongs the amount of time before a game gets dull. Be sure to add that. And it wouldn't hurt to get some nicer sound effects, the click gets old. And you need a special sound for completing a layer.

But all and all, a very nice spin on a classic game. I'd like to see you spiffy it up and little bit and release a v2 sometime.