SeizureDog's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Bob Saget Soundboard]

I hate soundboards.

Such a poor excuse for Flash.

Aside of which, this is a poor soundboard anyways. The quality of the recordings varies greatly, some would be terrible for prank calling. And there weren't enough selections to really carry on a conversation of any length.

All in all, this is useless.

[SMASH!: Knockout QuizShow]

Good questions, bad game

The graphics look that of something of a Flash from 2000. Could do a lot better there. Also, the script was pretty lame, would have been better just to stick to the questions.

My score: 18/25

I was doing near perfect until that last section, it killed me.

Anyways, good game.

Smoking-Chimney responds:

Lol! This is my 3rd ever Newgrounds submission I did like 8 months ago... check out some newer stuff.

[Super Flash Tutorials]

Why bother?

Everything you taught here has been made into a better tutorial already. If you're going to make a tutorial, PLEASE make it on something we don't already have 100 others of.

I learned nothing from this, and it was poorly put together as it is.

[theBridge]

Decent game but...

WAY too slow paced. Work on it, release a v2. If improved enough it could be simple addicting fun.

RadLab responds:

Thanks for the feedback :)
I don't think the speed will raise more quickly, but I think I'll make it start higher. I'll try both I think.

[Masters Checkers]

Well, nice effort.

I get the feeling that you just put too much effort into a game that has been done better by others. And the result isn't even too impressive.

Focus your talents onto more original ideas.

[Chalice (KB Game)]

w00t, #39

Of course, that's probably only because the game is still new.

The game is nice, simple, and unique. Perhaps a little too much like minesweeper, but that's fine. I've yet to see a Flash minesweeper game anyways.

I never really understood why some squares were colored though...

Your work is admirable. You certainly know how to code extremely well. To be able to draw with code alone seems boggling to me. Tack on all of these extra features you have and you've got an amazing piece of work.

And I just now noticed that it was you, Denvish, who submitted :o Strange, I just naturally assumed that the Throw it guy submitted it. Is there a contest going on or something?

Anyways, great job.

Denvish responds:

Heh, the Throw It guy (FLiXD) is my alt. If I'd guessed that Throw It was going to do so well, I would have submitted it on this account =)

[KITTY SAEVS TEH DAY!!!]

LMAO YAY :D

The greatest "bad" game to ever be created ^_^

Completely worthy of front page. Reminds me of Flashes in 2000 and such.

[Zelda: Lampshade]

But you don't DO anything...

...except run around getting item X to ge item Y to get item Z...

Yep, that would be Zelda for you ;) Basically just a waste of time, but extremely well done execution so I still have to like it ;)

[Gravity Arcade]

Not a single original idea in the bunch

...but I do have to admit you put them in a pretty package.

I'm torn, usually I just 0 these things, but you did a pretty decent job on them. Mind you, you didn't change any of them enough to be actually FUN, but it's pretty.

I'll give you a straightly average score.

mercygames responds:

yep. thanks for you review :)

[Tha Viruz v1.1]

That was weird.

At must say, at first I didn't know what the hell was going on, and I must congradulate you on making a rather fun, and unique little game. All for under 100 KB.

The flow of the game is flawless too, it couldn't be presented in a better manner.

In conclusion, it takes a while to figure out what the hell is going on and what the point of the game is, then you catch on. Nice work.

GameBalance responds:

Thanks! BTW my mother like this game. She get like 5000-6000, but she don't submit it.