SeizureDog's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Plans to Fuck Alexis]

Hmm, must not have reviewed it the first time

Even though I am positive that I have seen it before. Oh well, he's your review now :P

FYI: Technically, it's illegal for ANY of you to have sex with ANYONE. The age of consent in MI is 16, and if you're all 15 like you say you'd be comitting statutory rape. Not that anyone really cares about those laws :P Go for it.

Ryan-Smith responds:

Yeah I know that law but there are kids younger than me who are having sex here.

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 13]

It has a certain charm to it

It's not really that good, but there's just something about it that I liked. The amateur charm I suppose. I remember seeing the first PtFA when it first came out, havn't kept with the series though sadly. Perhaps I'll go back and check them out.

Some of the ideas were funny( the Canada idea), some were just lame. Fuck every girl in the school first (the "cum sounds" were hilarious)? She must be a really hard catch then ;)

Also, some of the subtitles don't match the voice track. Saying "pilot" instead of "plane".

On a final note, does Alexis know of these movies you've made for her? Perhaps that is good enough to get you some :) (Seriously, for our sake, you should tell her)

Ryan-Smith responds:

Thanks for your comments and yeah she does know about the series, she has seen episode one and twelve. And yeah I kept noticing the narration problems and i said i would go back and finish them but i just forgot to.

[A Day in the Life of Wade]

Well, that sucked

How could such a poor movie win Underdog of the Week? Oh yeah, that's right, because you got the spam lovers like HappyLeetGhost and Chrome to review 10s :|

It's not funny, and it's not interesting.

It's funny you accuse of everyone as being a noob and not knowing anything about Newgrounds, beacause we all know that taking pictures of bugs is what Wade REALLY does all day.

Television responds:

Nice stolen joke.

[Halo For Retards]

Well that was...retarded

Poor graphics and jokes that miss the point. If this hadn't have been based on Halo it would be nowhere near to having the score it has now. Shame people like it for that reason only.

Undeserving of front page, I was very dissapointed.

[The age old saying]

UGH, that was gross mans

What a wonderfully original way to gross people out. I have never seen anything quite like this. And for that, you get my respect...and fear. Yep, fear and respect, what more can you want?

Nice job.

[Mr. X: Subway]

O....k...

What a wonderful waste of talent...

Come on, you can do better than a fart joke :|

(And just what does "hozed" mean anyways?)

[2000th Kiriban]

I hate Deviantart...

Newgrounds > Daviantart. And one of the main reasons is that your piece celebrating 2000th views on DA will easily get 2000+ views on Newgrounds. DA is too much work and not enough return if you ask me :P

Stick with Newgrounds, we <3 you.

Oh yeah, and the movie is rockin yo. I loved the Kevin-ish (from Sin City) white eyes on the character. Nice style.

[Leave It To Bush #001]

That was awesome :D

The use of actual voices was a very nice touch. It really made the movie stand out. Animation and all was really swell too. Good job.

[If...]

What the hell was that?

Love is bleeding for someone? Come on, love should not be a painful thing. This is like something someone would make for an ex girlfriend they still love, NOT a current one.

Man, your views on love are all screwed up.

And yes, it is an emo/goth movie, stop trying to dodge that.

[GameOver]

I'm a gamecube man

A very nice slick teaser. While you say you won't animate it, I kind of doubt it :P You'll get too many people screaming for its production.

Anyways, very nice. I hope to see more from you.