SeizureDog's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pong Trilogy]

Not bad for 26.2 kb...

If I ever get the urge to play a little pong, I'll be sure to come back to this.

And you really need to add AI for the 3D pong.

Xeonzinc responds:

AI will be available in next version

[Wade Fulp: RGF]

Um, yeah.

The screen is way too tall. And I can't do anything at all. A very pointless "game".

mooseproduce responds:

:P Judging from the other guy's review, your screen resolution probably sucks. Get a better monitor! I will make the screen smaller, tho.

[MOHAA Demo]

*Points to Alphas*

Jesus, I'm really getting tired of people still sending demos and previews to the portal. PLEASE send this to the Alphas instead. The demo looked really nice btw, the finish game should be awsome.

machstealth responds:

sry i didtn realize that i had to send it to alphas. Oh well thanks for the review but u didnt hafta make it a 0

[NG ranks/levels handbook]

Very nicely put together

I even learned something. That there is a diamond ranking for audio portal stuff. Amazing. Too bad there isn't a single audio with that award. And that there is only 2 multi-platnium. (I think its called a double platnium though) But for god's sake, how can you not have audio portal credits?!? Please, please, plase update this with them. I hate it when people don't give credit. One of them I recognized. (NG4195-Evil-Dog - Epic Loop) Anyways. Good work. Once you update the songs, I will be a very happy man with this submission.

Pilot-Doofy responds:

Sorry for not crediting. I found this on my computer and realized I had deleted the .wav files so I couldn't credit them. I'll look through the Flash and get the id's so I can credit.

Thanks though.

[(No Entry)]

As far as mindless shooter games go...

...this is pretty good. Still boring though.

Foobs responds:

Yea.

[lll_Alexsmolik's SB_lll]

Haha, pretty funny :)

If I ever do a prank call I'll be sure to use this, ok? :P

alexsmolik responds:

Thanks! Glad you liked it.
It is really basic though, I should have organized in menus. Be my guest to use it whenever you want to !
Thanks for the review.
Alex

[lll_Spasmbot Dressup_lll]

Nice inside joke :P

Otherwise, kinda dull. But then again, I don't like dress up games :P

alexsmolik responds:

lol thanks. I love these people, they are my mates from Spasmbot hehe. So one day we were like talking about making a collab and a dress-up, so I did. And here's the result. The one I made for that "Dress-Up collab" thing is way better though.
Thanks for the review.
Alex

[The great Jason Shootout]

Well, this game has been done alot

But it was better than most of the same type.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

good enough, thanks!

[Noobie FAQ]

to help this even more, I shall point out errors.

#1- In Blams and Protects section, after the "Voting Power? What the hell?" question you say. "Go here" and its not a link.

#2- The B/P ranks isn't fully complete. You can only see 8 of the elite levels, then the next frame button doesn't work.

#3-For the BBS. liljim told me when he banned me from the forums was the ban for bumping a pointless topic was a week, plus an extra week for each year old the topic was.

#4-In the secrets section, you said to the question, "When do I get them all?" You say "I think you have to have about 1000 exp." Well, you cetainly should know that there is at least a 4th secret. (Which nobody gets hardly)

#5-Put this in the secret section
Secret #1-50 exp
Secret #2-500 exp (I think)
Secret #3-1,000 exp
Secret #4-30,000 exp

#6-Also point out that every now and then there are limited time secrets. (Remember the secret to get people to vote on movies under 200 votes?)

#7-WHSITLEING A REVIEW IN ALL CAPS IS FINE TOO!

#8-If a movie is resubmited with no change, thats grounds for a whistle blow.

#9-The button to see all whistle levels leds to the same place as for the rules for whistles.

#10-Various button layouts need to be addressed.

#11-Make the blam and protect buttons be one button.

#12-In the reviews section you say "Check the 'Whistle' section for information about bans. There really isn't anything in the whistle section about bans.

Anyways, I could prob nitpick more. But I'm tired of typing. You better use these things though, because I spend a lot of time writing this up...:P

bumcheekcity responds:

I have addressed Errors 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, and 12.

I didn't point out the limited time secrets as there really aren't very many of them at all, and I think it's only happened once.
The Blam/Protect Buttons at the first slide can't be one button as otherwise the text gets messed up on them, which is a bugger.
I'll be adressing the button layouts gradually.

Thanks for the review, and for the contribution.