SeizureDog's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Peanut Butter Jelly 2006]

Yay

I liked the nice little array of Newgrounds references. I'm quite sure I caught them all :P The O.N.E. spoof was an especially nice touch.

But alas, I have burned out on that song. 2 years ago I would have loved this, tonight I find it merely ok. Still, nice work.

Your preloader is messed up. It only goes halfway.

[The Hammerthrow 5]

*yawn*

A short series of incredibly cliche deaths. There wasn't an original idea in the bunch.

Also, your movie clips had horrid looping. You might want to work on that.

My advice? Make some clock movies instead. They're hard to screw up, and you ARE supposed to be a clock...

[Smoking & Sea Turtles]

Nice couple of shorts

Smoking: "Smoking fags makes you a fag." That's the logic, of course :D

Sea Turtles: That "girl" can somehow get a hardon? Mk. It was hard to tell her gender for most of the begining of the movie. And when the dude got a boner from the hatching...classic. Just, classic.

[The Death of _Luis_]

Well, sadly, that sucked.

I really wanted to like it, being a _Luis_ fan and all, but really it was just slowed paced, boring, and unfunny.

Still, Luis deserves his props I guess, could have done a much better job about it though. Oh well.

[This isn't funny]

Hi-fricking-larious!

I giggled my socks off. Which I also <3 btw :D

This is comedic genius though. The slow telling of the "joke", the lame punchline, everything. Just so damn...perfect man. I loved it. Graphics were good, leaves room for improving but I frankly wouldn't mind if you never did. The only real complaint I have is that the sound when he gets hit by the shoe is annoying. It like, gets stuck and repeats or something.

Anyways, if this gets blammed I'm going to be really pissed, because I added this to my favorites. Great job, make more :D

TheKingofSwing responds:

LOL! That was on purpose, the shoe hitting thing. I don't even know how to explain it myself, it's just... yeah. The lameness of the entire cartoon really is what makes it funny. I may do lame cartoons, but I do awesomely lame ones, damnit.

[The girl I miss]

Pretty good for a scream Flash

Even though I was expecting it (I read the reviews), I still flinched a little when the part came. I'm sure it would scare the crap out of someone less suspecting. Overdone, but done well. Nice.

[Bagagagaga Bop!]

When randomness sucks...

It sucks bad. And this sir, sucks. :/

It's no Arfenhouse.

[Blvrd. of Broken Dreams]

I tween alone...

Come on dude, you seriously did not put enough effort into this.

Nearly everything was really simple tweening. There was hardly any animation at all. Plus, you reused scenes way too often.

You cheated yourself on this. You tried to get the song done too quickly. Still, good for a first movie, but please spend more time on your next piece.

[Pharmacy!]

Eh, not my style.

I don't know why really, it just didn't work for me. Decent animation and everything, I just didn't like it too much. Oh well.

[Mario Twins (official)]

If mentally retarded children played Mario Bros...

...this is what it would sound like :P

Pretty swell for how old it is. It did get a little annoying as it went on, but all and all it was decent.